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Jackson's avatar

One of your best articles, unprecedented.

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Aaron J. Velasquez's avatar

This phone is about to fly out the window…

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Craig Velasquez's avatar

OK, I'm going to delve into one of the topics that our family has a lot of "fun" with and say that "But hey, they've been fighting for 2,000 years; it can't be much longer" was the funniest line in the whole thing. . . . . Oh, and let me know if you need a secret hideaway after this one. Someone, somehwere is going to be mad.

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Aaron J. Velasquez's avatar

You're supposed to say that while you scoop hummus with your glasses and dump it in your coffee.

Anytime I open my mouth, I risk angering someone and everyone. Hopefully no hideout will be needed but thanks anyways.

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Keith Rofinot's avatar

Nothing worse than a white liberal woman IMO.

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Aaron J. Velasquez's avatar

what about a drunk chiefs fan?

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